Avocadopalooza: Creamy Pasta and Chocolate Pudding

30 Jan

Avocadomania: Creamy avocado pasta and chocolate pudding.

No butter. No milk. No cream. No kidding.

Avocados are not just for face masks and guacamole, people. In fact, this smoothtastic and B-vitamin-filled Mexican berry (true story, look it up) was the foundation of my delicious dinner and dessert last night: creamy avocado pasta and chocolate pudding. I also had a salad, so you can stop judging my fatty ways right now, judgy.

Cos approved.

Mr. Cosby may or may not be eating my pudding in this picture.

Before you get all freaked out and walk away from this blog while shaking your head, know that you can’t taste avocado in the pudding. Not at all. It tastes just like chocolate pudding should taste: glorious. Trust me, Mr. Cosby would approve.

You should also know that the best thing about both of these dishes, outside of the fact that they taste crazy good, is that you can throw them together super-fast and they don’t require much effort beyond turning on a food processor.*

And now…to the deets!

Creamy Avocado Pasta
Serves 2

I adapted this recipe, with only slight changes, from the fabulous Angela of Oh She Glows blog fame. My most serious recommendation: stick to one or two cloves of garlic. The original recipe calls for three cloves but, while I loves me some garlic, three left me with vampire-repelling breath. What if Edward had come calling?!

Ingredients

  • 1 ripe avocado, pitted and diced
  • 1 Tbsp lemon juice
  • 1 to 2 garlic cloves
  • 1/2 tsp sea salt
  • 1/4 cup fresh basil (or a few shakes of dried basil, in my case)
  • 2 Tbsp olive oil
  • 6 oz of pasta (I used whole wheat linguini)
  • Ground black pepper, to taste

Pasta it UP

  1. Cook your pasta according to the box instructions.
  2. While your pasta is cooking, blend the garlic, lemon juice and olive oil in a food processor until you get a smooth mixture (and you don’t see any garlic bits).
  3. Add the avocado, basil, and salt to the mix and blend until it’s all one creamy dream.
  4. Drain your cooked pasta and transfer it to a large bowl before pouring on the sauce and tossing until it’s fully combined.**
  5. Grind some black pepper onto your creation.
  6. Devour.

**Angela notes that the avocado causes this dish to not reheat well. But because leftovers are a very important part of my very unimpressive life, I had to develop a fix: set aside some of the sauce and some of the cooked noodles in separate containers and refrigerate both. When you want to nosh on your second helping, heat up the noodles by adding a little water (not too much or your final product will be soupy) to the container and pop it in the microwave for a minute or so, and then toss the pasta with the sauce. Voila!

Pudding ingredients

All you need for puddin’.

Chocolate Avocado Pudding
Serves 2 (yeah, right)

This miracle of a recipe comes from the awesome team at The Centered Chef in Chicago, where I took a deliciously informative (and BYOB!) Vegan 101 cooking class last week. If you live in the area, I highly recommend signing up for a session. They also offer a vegan baking class that I’m game to try whenever the funds magically appear in my bank account.

More recipes from that experience are on the way. Scout’s Brownie’s honor.

Ingredients

  • 1 ripe avocado, pitted and diced
  • ¼ cup agave nectar
  • ¼ cup cocoa powder
  • ¼ cup water
  • 2 tsp. vanilla extract
  • ¼ tsp. sea salt
  • ½ Tbsp lemon juice (or to taste)

Pudding Time

  1. Dump your avocado bits, agave nectar, cocoa powder, vanilla extract and sea salt (yep, all of it) in a blender or food processor and blend away.
  2. Gradually add water until your pudding looks like, well, pudding.
  3. Stop the processor and make sure all of the cocoa powder is scraped off the sides and into the mix, and keep mixing until all the avocado bits are broken up.
  4. Scrape up every last bit of that chocolatey goodness, and set in the refrigerator for about an hour to chill.
  5. Do your best not to eat all of it in one sitting. Good luck!

Bon appetit!

* On a final note, it has come to my attention that I require a new food processor. Mine was a hand-me-down from my grandmother and, while it has lived a fine life, it’s now older than I am and not quite up to snuff. Any recommendations from the peanut gallery on a new appliance that won’t put me in the poor house would be greatly appreciated.

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10 Responses to “Avocadopalooza: Creamy Pasta and Chocolate Pudding”

  1. Jackie Johnson January 31, 2013 at 1:46 am #

    dude…if Edward came calling??!! That would be incredible. This pudding sounds way to easy to be good…but I’ll trust you : )

    • Bridget January 31, 2013 at 6:56 am #

      Alas, he never showed. I know, it does sound too good to be true — but it’s real!

      • Jackie Johnson March 3, 2013 at 10:26 am #

        made today but replaced cacao with carob powder and agave with maple syrup. Posting a blog this week : )

      • Bridget March 3, 2013 at 10:28 am #

        Sounds yummy.

  2. Plaidfuzz January 31, 2013 at 12:03 pm #

    I can tell you NOT to get a Farberware food processor. I actually loved it for the price, but it broke within a week and took 6 months of hounding the company to get it fixed/replaced. They finally sent me a completely different one that is Black and Decker. Its ok, but next time I will buy a Cuisinart.

    • Bridget January 31, 2013 at 1:14 pm #

      Thanks for the tip! I am looking at a 7-cup Cuisinart on Amazon, and I think I’ll pull the trigger.

      Also, Little Dobbs is probably the cutest thing in the universe.

      • Plaidfuzz January 31, 2013 at 2:36 pm #

        My sister has a Cuisinart, its a workhorse! I have two fuzzy white dogs, so I have a soft spot, lol.

      • Bridget February 14, 2013 at 10:46 am #

        I’ve been meaning to tell you that I got my Cuisinart, and it has made my life loads easier. I am in love. Thanks again for the tip! And Happy Valentine’s Day. :)

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